Fat Lazy Bastards



NOT ACCEPTING ANY APPLICATIONS.

The FLB Terms and conditions:

1: We don't vote for the awards. Our reasons should be rather obvious.

1A: GEIN is to be called willy by all [FLB] members

2: If you message one of us and it takes a while to respond, bear with us. This happens for one of two reasons: 1-our fingers are huge. i would get a dictionary and look up a good word for big but fuck that, right? so i will just say that they are bigger than notrmal sized fingers. 2- Hell it may be supper time. And if we are having fried chicken, shit forget about it.

3: If we owe your bunny it was most likely an accident. message us and we'll get around to it. sometimes lazy asses like us look at the send button, maybe for an hour or more, and finally come to the conclusion that we don't have the time.

4: Wars require alot of work. i mean you have to refill energy, cert, click on numerous profiles etc etc. therefore engagement is something we prefer not to do. However should we find ourselves in combat with you and we were to win, an apology for making us burn a few calories clicking the mouse would be a damn good start. If it should take us a while to respond to that apology, know that it is excepted and then refer to term 2.

5: It is impossible to insult us. Using words like Fatass, boobsweat, hippo, rhino, blob, fatty, dumbass, retard, idiot, green pussy, blue pussy, slacker, cracker, whitebread, ass packer, fudge packer, cocksucker, four fingered slut, and lazy goddamn waste of fucking life will not help you. We are way too lazy to have feelings.

6: I realize now that some of these are not really terms or conditions at all. but instead of changing the title to something more fitting I decided to write a small paragraph and explain the situation. the quicker easier way right?

I realize that we are nasty fat men but please

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Members
Rank Mobster Level Money Gang Position Online
1 [FLB] storm shadow™ 287 $232,407 Leader
2 [FLB] Miss Monroe 219 $292,085 Leader